Hello, I’m Jordan.

If you have landed on this page intentionally, then that must mean you’re delusional and want to learn a little about me. If the internet somehow tricked you here and you landed on this random post, you’re free to leave at any time.

  • I’m 20 years old and attend FDU. 
  • this is my face.
  • I make way too many pop culture references. 
  • I cry to almost any movie.
  • John Frusciante is my lord and savior.
  • I’m terrified of spiders and always check the corners of my room before going to sleep.
  • British television is damn near perfect and I will fight you if you think otherwise (not really).
  • Favorite books: Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide by Douglas Adams and The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. 
  • I daydream at inappropriate times.
  • I still eat lunchables and watch Spongebob Squarepants. I am a responsible adult.
  • I love dogs more than people.
  • I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around or desert you.
  • GIVEAWAY FAQ HERE!
  • I’m originally from California. 
  • I like yo momma jokes.
  • I have run out of things to put here.


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